Stay Positive Bro.

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

(via stability)

frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

(Source: itsteamminajbitch, via calamshood)

spenceralthouse:

HE HAS RETURNED

BUT IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON THE “PROSTITUTE” GIRL WHO JUST CASUALLY WALKS AWAY???

(Source: ventai, via voltt)

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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chicken-grease-peace-nipples:

lepetitebourgeoisie:

paper-thin-rainbow:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

*Gets up from seat and leaves*

its been a million years and this is still hilarious

but the first one you’d realize because the phone brightness

(via thehilariousblog)

spookycapecod:

do you ever look through your drafts and just

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(Source: brobogans, via thehilariousblog)

darrynek:

darrynek:

there’s these weird red spots on my chest and i’m getting really nervous

fucking idiot doctor trying to tell me they’re called “nipples”

(Source: panerasexual, via stability)

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"

(via thehilariousblog)