Stay Positive Bro.

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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chicken-grease-peace-nipples:

lepetitebourgeoisie:

paper-thin-rainbow:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

*Gets up from seat and leaves*

its been a million years and this is still hilarious

but the first one you’d realize because the phone brightness

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spookycapecod:

do you ever look through your drafts and just

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(Source: yvov, via thehilariousblog)

darrynek:

darrynek:

there’s these weird red spots on my chest and i’m getting really nervous

fucking idiot doctor trying to tell me they’re called “nipples”

(Source: khione, via stability)

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"

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skylighteyes:

iamshanesbitch:

northern-downpour-97:

This kid said something that offended a girl and my English teacher did this.

The smug look got wiped off his face and became this when the teacher encouraged us to take pictures.

bless your English teacher’s soul

skylighteyes:

iamshanesbitch:

northern-downpour-97:

This kid said something that offended a girl and my English teacher did this.

The smug look got wiped off his face and became this when the teacher encouraged us to take pictures.

bless your English teacher’s soul

(via iamsecretlyedsheeran)

josephasfoury:

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

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drmng:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything, and they’re just walking away with it.

(Source: shehlovee, via morningsuns)

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

(via voltt)